This is now sold out!

The Varnishing Days is the heart-stopping, glasses-dropping,
hard-rocking, wig-shaking, levothyroxine-taking, knee-knocking,
boot-licking, justifying, teeth rattling, digressing new show from
stand up comedian to the stars
John Kearns.

"Go silent as I walk on! Acknowledge when something funny happens!
Leave discussing dinner plans! Others will be implicated. Points will
be circled and missed. Hell, it’s a man trying his best! When I visit
your town dogs will start barking, as will clergy. Your microwave will
go haywire. The lights in your vestibule will flicker and the Bank of
England will nervously look at interest rates. On the day I write
this, the pound has hit an all time low against the dollar. Mark my
words. This show will break that record again and again and again."